Pooping at Work

I've long been thinking about doing a set of posts on pooping at work, so here's the first one.  Don't worry.  I'm not going to talk about anything gross. 

Why do I want to talk about pooping?  Well, it's like a (very) mini vacation from work.  Obvious sign that I hate my job: I perk up a little when I have to poop.  I think "Oh good.  I can take a break."  I think my body's adjusted to this and I'm now a slower pooper, thereby increasing my break time. 

I used to have a somewhat regular schedule, but I think that all went out the window when I was unemployed, so I'm really not sure when it's going to happen.  While I do perk up when the urge comes, if it happens like right when I get in or before lunch or something, I feel like it's kinda wasted.  The perfect time is always the middle of the morning or afternoon.  Am I the only person that thinks about this?  I'm guessing I am amongst my friends, but I thought I'd throw it out there because, well, I don't really know.

I kinda wish I had a smartphone so that I could blog while I'm in the bathroom, but oh well.  It's nice enough just to get away.

Believe it or not, I have lots more to say on this subject.  Maybe in a few days.