Pooping at Work and Sensitive Toilets

Side note: the other day,  I pooped twice, but neither was at work.  I was very disappointed. 

But at work though, I never use the third toilet out of the set of four unless it's the only one left.  Everything in the bathroom works automatically and has a sensor to sense the presence of your hands or in the case of the toilets, your ass.  But the third toilet, at least in my experience, is the most sensitive.  Whenever I use it, I try to stay pretty still or else there's a flush.  And that just doesn't feel right.  You try to stand up a little, but really you can't.  And then you can feel some of the water splashing up.  Not a good feeling.

Having worked with these kinds of sensors before, I know there are fairly simple ways of changing their range and tuning their sensitivity.  I think it'd be nice if these things could be tuned for this when installed.

Anyway, most of the time, I pick the last (fourth) toilet and when I notice someone in the stall next to me get an extra flush, I point to them and in my mind, I have a silent Nelson Muntz "Haw Haw".  That makes for a nice happening during my day.